According to Iranian state media, a conspiracy theory website claimed that a secret Russian domestic intelligence report found that Snowden’s documents revealed…
A STUNNING EXTRATERRESTRIAL CONSPIRACY!
That’s right, US policy is actually being dictated by a “secret regime” of “tall white” aliens operating out of a US air force base in Nevada.*
But wait, it gets better. There’s a “cataclysmic power struggle” underway against this “secret regime,” led by forces who’ve aligned themselves with another alien power!
SNOWDEN’S DOCUMENTS CONFIRM IT!
Anyway, after a long run of really bad news, it’s nice to have a little mental floss.
(Yes, I’m going to wait until Greenwald, Der Spiegel, or whomever actually release the Snowden “X-Files” before taking this one seriously. Or… ARE GREENWALD AND OMIDYAR PART OF THE GOVERNMENT COVER-UP?)
* Allegedly the same “tall whites” that orchestrated Hitler’s rise to power. Now there’s a reason for Germany to offer Snowden asylum if there ever was one!
Speaking of a welcome change. Matthew Green & co are releasing Zerocoin — the actually-hopefully anonymous version of Bitcoin — as a separate cryptocurrency.
They’ve been waiting for months for the Bitcoin community to adopt Zerocoin’s idea, but no luck. But with the success of Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency based on a random funny picture of a dog, they figure Zerocoin has AT LEAST as good a chance of succeeding on its own.
“A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945.
Edward Snowden is a computer specialist, a former Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) employee, and former NSA/CSS contractor who disclosed these classified documents to several media outlets in late 2012 and was granted temporary asylum in Russia in 2013 after his designation by the Obama regime as the “most wanted man on earth.”
This FSB report further states that Snowden, in December, 2012, contacted the highly respected American columnist, blogger, and author Glenn Greenwald by an email headed with the subject line stating, “I and others have things you would be interested in.?.?.?.”
In Snowden’s own words, this report continues, he outlined to Greenwald the reason for his highly secretive group obtaining and releasing these documents by warning that that there “were actually two governments in the US: the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”
As to who is running this “secret regime” Snowden and his cohorts were warning about, FSB experts in this report say, was confirmed this past weekend by former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer who was given access to all of Snowden’s documents by Russian intelligence services and stated they were, indeed, “accurate.”
Even though Defense Minister Hellyer’s exact statements to the FSB in regards to Snowden’s documents remain classified, shortly after his “extensive electronic interview” by the FSB he was allowed to appear on Russia Today’s program SophieCo this past fortnight [see video HERE] where he shockingly admitted that aliens have “been visiting our planet for thousands of years” and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including “Tall Whites” who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.
Of the many explosive revelations in this FSB report, the one most concerning to Russian authorities are the Snowden’s documents “confirming” that the “Tall Whites” (further revealed by Defense Minister Hellyer as noted above) are the same extraterrestrial alien race behind the stunning rise of Nazi Germany during the 1930’s. …”